Thursday, December 2, 2010

Christmas Joy and Laughter!



remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
Phyllis Diller quotes


The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.


Many banks have a new kind of Christmas club in operation. The new club helps you save money to pay for last year’s gifts.Anonymous quotes




Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your feet.Anonymous quotes
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. Shirley Temple quotes




Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven. W. C. Fields quotes




Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. Johnny Carson quotes



The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. Johnny Carson quotes



Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit. Kin Hubbard quotes




Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won't make it "white". Bing Crosby quotes


discernible source of income and flies to cities all over the world under cover of darkness? You sure this guy isn't laundering illegal drug money? (from Marvin) Tom Armstrong quotes

The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband. Joan Rivers quotes

3 comments:

Clara said...

Thanks for the laughs!

Scented Leaf said...

You already know that Santa Claus is coming to town (you have a nice quotes collection here)! Merry Christmas!

irene said...

interesting blog.. congratulations! :-)

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