- Blond Joke
After unsuccessfully haggling with of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde said, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price."
Later in the day, the shopkeeper spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. She took aim at an alligator, killed it and hauled it onto the swamp bank.
Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watched in amazement as the blonde flipped the alligator on its back and shouted in frustration, "Damn, this one isn't wearing any shoes either."
- They Started Hanging Out After The Pole Melted
Seems like gas prices may not be the only thing on the rise thanks to global warming.
- Sharks Looking Foward To Global Warming
I suppose the cost of real estate in the ocean will be going up soon, that's good news for predators apparently.
Good news! At the current rate of global warming we should be able to just swim over there and eat him in under five years!
- Gun Control
I don’t understand why they picked my house to burglarize?
- A sign you’ll never see, a gun free family.
Yes sir, I do have a permit to keep and bear arms.
"Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever." That's one of my all time favorite fat quotes. We're not here about the quotes though, let's do some comics.